Twenty-four people entered, the highest score (27) going to Naomi Dunn. Good work, Naomi. The answers are below:
1 Rusty bucket of bolts. C-3P0 to R2-D2
2 Stupid little short-circuit: C-3PO to R2-D2
3 Laser brain: Leia to Han
4 Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder: Leia to Han
5 You ole smoothie: Han to Lando
6 Blithering blatherskite: Dr. Smith to Robot
7 You stupid lump: C-3PO to R2-D2
8 Bumbling bucket of bolts: Dr. Smith to Robot
9 Overweight glob of grease: C-3PO to R2-D2
10 Slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler: Lando to Han
11 Slimy piece of worm-ridden filth: Han to Jabba
12 My favorite decoration: Jabba about Han
13 Near-sighted scrap pile: C-3PO to R2-D2
14 Malfunctioning little twerp: C-3PO to R2-D2
15 Pusilanious pumpkinhead: Dr. Smith to Robot
16 You weak-minded fool: Jabba to Bib Fortuna
17 Cowardly clump: Dr. Smith to Robot
18 Pitiful little band: Emperor about Solo-led team attacking shield generator
19 Just a crazy old man: Owen about Obi-Wan
20 Disgusting creatures: C-3PO about Jawas
21 Cantankerous, cold-hearted clod: Dr. Smith to Robot
22 Mindless philosopher: R2-D2 to C-3PO
23 Bellicose bumpkin: Dr. Smith to Robot
24 That old fossil: Han about Obi-Wan
25 Animated weather station: Dr. Smith to Robot
26 Brutish Product of the Mineral World: Dr. Smith to Robot
27 Foul stench: Leia to Governor Tarkin
28 Fuzzball: Han to Chewie
29 Bubble-headed boobie: Dr. Smith to Robot
30 Ya ole pirate: Lando to Han
31 Your worshipfulness: Han to Leia
32 Quite a mercenary: Leia about Han
33 Ferrous Frankenstein: Dr. Smith to Robot
34 You big coward: Han to Chewie
35 Caterwauling clod: Dr. Smith to Robot
36 My kind of scum- fearless and inventive: Jabba about Leia in disguise.
37 Automated oaf: Dr. Smith to Robot
38 Big walking carpet: Leia about Chewie
39 Ninny: Dr. Smith to Robot
40 Loser: Lando about Han
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